Konrad is a dark red Kobold with a long yellow stick attached to his back. He wears a dark leather sash across his chest, with a large gold clip and three buttons of the same color. On his waist, he wears a plated skirt-like article of clothing, and his legs are wrapped with a white cloth. He has gray hands and an extremely adventurous personality.
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"What ho! How does this merry day find you, traveler? I myself have just returned from a daring escapade in which I was lost in the Blood Tundra for several weeks on end!"
"As a result, I'm afraid to say my ILLUSTRIOUS facial hair has become as wild and untamed as the very Tundra itself, as you can see!"
"There was a rather friendly fellow with white fur in the Tundra who asked me to assist them, but I was forced to decline, as my schedule was booked from top to bottom! With what, you may ask? ADVENTURE, my friend! ADVENTURE!"
"What ho! An invitation, you say? How grand! It'll be the perfect way to celebrate my triumphant return from the Bogs of Baldovia!"
"Ah yes, the Bogs of Baldovia! Why, I nearly got eaten on 5 separate occasions! It's quite the story, but I won't regale you with it here! Ha! I'll be sure to recount the grand event at the party!"
"A greenhorn like you wouldn't know this, but most bogs are vegetarian! Not so in the Bogs of Baldovia!"
"Oh, my stars and garters! What providence has brought me such assistance in this dire time of need?"
"You must think me daffy, cowering beneath a tree instead of partaking upon this rousing day at the beach, but you see, my fair friend..."
"...Those pills of SEAGULLS have discharged their EXCRETIONS upon my head!"
"One might think, but this foul fowl is unrelenting! In my many travels I learned how to fashion a protective KITE. But if I attempt to gather the materials... it's deuces for me."
"Please! I can guarantee a humdinger of a reward if you can help me out of this bind! All I require is some STRING, STICKS, and any assemblage of FLAT MATERIALS you can rustle up."
"CAPITAL! You're a real chum, Chum! I shall not soon forget your daring rescue in the face of these MALEVOLENT SEABIRDS!"
"Of course, I offer a humble remuneration for your troubles. You've proven yourself quite the true adventurer!"
