Wallace is a short, stout Myrefolk with blue skin and dark clothing. He carries a long staff and an explorer's backpack. He has a wide hat and wears a necklace with a large white gem.
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Portal Aftermath Idle Quotes (Click "Expand" to Reveal List)
"Usually these old tentacles always ache before a brisk wind blusters through Feral, so I know it's coming, but this one's snuck up on me without warning!"
"Now, what's more likely--the fact these old bones have decided to give Wallace a break for once, or that this wind isn't your average chilly breeze? Still feel it, o' course, but maybe not so much in my legs as in my old heart. It chills right to the core o' you!"
"Ey! You look like an adventurous young pup! Probably traveling all around here, eh? Do you think you're up for doing an old man a favor?
"My old acquaintance Gertrude said she'd repair my backscratcher 5 days ago, but I've seen neither hide nor hair of her! D'you think that you could see what the holdup is?"
"I've no idea what she's up to these days... and I must admit I'm not eager to find out... but that's what you're here for! Find Gertrude and get my backscratcher back!
"I've no idea what she gets up to these days... though I do hear whispers... something about... puppets? Safe to say I'd rather not know any more. But that's why you're here! Please find Gertrude and get my backscratcher back!"
"Gertrude always was always up to something, even back in the day--she's lurking in these woods somewhere, I know it! Find her and get my backscratcher back!"
"EEYAHGH! What IS that!?"
"THAT THING? No, no no no... Don't tell me she..."
"When she offered to fix it, I thought she'd just... you know, carve a new handle? Ew. EW. Ugh..."
"I... suppose I should thank you for your help, young pup! And you, uh, know what they say, scratch my back, I'll scratch scratch yours."
"I wasn't asking!!! Look, just take your reward and go already!"
"Shh! My sweet Zolita is no doubt dreaming one of her prodigiously prophetic dreams!"
"Splendid! Before she opens her enchanted eyes, I need a bouquet of Beautiful Bells to give her as the perfect bookend to our picnic! Also... to help wake her up. I'd gather them myself but... she's laying on my leg."
"Harvest Hanging Bells to get the flowers! You should be able to find them around here!"
"Oh, THANK YOU! These are perfect! Now, just to wake her from her otherworldly slumber. ...Wake up, my sweet dumpling!"
"Divination? Here I was thinking you'd put them in water like some regular ol' bouquet! You're a true visionary, my eerie paramour."
"Thank you for your help, young whippersnapper! I'd stand up to shake your hand, but my leg is very asleep!"
"Oh, wow! Look at all these goodies! Whatdya say, my darling? Can we forgive Julian? After we finish plucking all the feathers out of every crevice of our house? He's always been a sweet neighbor."
"Ooh, I love it when you say things like that! Aren't I lucky to have a lovely lady who can search through the future!!"
